loki runs a blog called “reasonsmybrotheriscrying” and justs posts candid pictures of thor in tears with captions such as:
"i broke his cheese in half"
"i told him he had to share the huge plate of pancakes"
"he couldn’t open his bag of cereal with a fork"
thor retaliates, submitting a single image of loki crying, with the caption:
- me in public:
- me in the halls:
- me in a crowd:
- me when I meet someone new:
- me at parties:
- me in class:
- me when someone tries to make small talk:
- me at family gatherings:
- me home alone: CAW CAW MOTHAFUCKAHS
- me home alone: *dances about wildly*
- me home alone: *shout-sings broadway tunes*
- me home alone: BAHAHAHAHA FUCK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS
- me home alone: *makes derp faces in mirror*
- me home alone: I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME
- me home alone: *watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels*
- me home alone: PEACE OUT BITCHES I'M FREEEEEEEEE
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most of the time, yes.
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when you’re presenting something in class and you just look at your teacher like
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
what the fuck is going on in this picture
WIP - My attemp at drawing Magnus & Alec, pictures is LQ because I took them with my shitty phone …
I was thinking of their first kiss while draw this, so this is Magnus leaning in the entryway with jeans that hung low on his hip & Alec with his old sweater, looking nervous & shy in Magnus’ living room
I finally figured out how to draw Alec’s hair (In my headcanon, Alec is supposed to have old-fashioned, messy & slightly long hair, since he probably don’t care about hair too much) but Magnus’ hair confuse me a lots, it ends up looking like Jace’s hair in the movie ….
so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant
about 25 are freshman (9th grade)
lord please help us
how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack
today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN
actually if you watch through the credits of finding nemo, towards the end you’ll see mike swimming with a scuba mask.
remember that one time when squidward married a krabby patty and had a kid with it
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
IN MY BEDROOM: IN BATHROOM:
WITH MY FRIENDS:
IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER:
IN A PARTY: